To make a long story short,
I was born on June 25th 2004, at 12:30 AM, at the Hertford British Hospital in Levallois-Perret (near Paris, France).
My weight at birth was 3.8 kg (that's 8 lb. 6 oz. in case you're not familiar with the metric system).
Breast-feeding, sleeping, making strange faces and funny noises.
Check back in some years' time!